This is so funny!
Posted by Ana Lucia at 11:21 pm in Ana's Musings...

On Trade Me (New Zealand), somebody wrote this:convite-garfield-01

“This got the whole of Sydney laughing….. Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks heard this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney . The DJs play a game called ‘Mate Match’. The DJ calls someone at work and Ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone… If the contestant answers ‘yes’, he or she is then asked 3 random yet Highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both Win the prize. The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you’ve heard yet .

Anyway, here’s how it all went down:face

DJ: ‘Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of ‘Mate Match’?’ Contestant: (laughing) ‘Yes, I have.’ cntd…..
DJ: ‘Great! Then you know we’re giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.’ Contestant: ‘Brian.’ DJ: ‘Brian, are you married or what?’ Brian: (laughing nervously) ‘Yes, I am married.’fotos-garfield-y-su-osito

DJ: ‘Thank you. Now, what is your wife’s name? First only please.’ Brian: ‘Sara.’ DJ: ‘Is Sara at work, Brian?’ Brian: ‘She is gonna kill me.’ DJ: ‘Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?’ Brian: (laughing) ‘Yes, she’s at work.’ DJ: ‘Okay, first question – when was the last time you had s*x?’ Brian: ‘About 8 o’clock this morning.’ DJ: ‘Atta boy, Brian.’ Brian: (laughing sheepishly) ‘Well…’ DJ: ‘Question #2 – How long did it last?’ Brian: ‘About 10 minutes.’garfield__you_lazy_ol__cat__by_tommyboywood-d60xpln

DJ: ‘Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn’t at stake.’ Brian: ‘Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.’ DJ: ‘Okay. Final question. Where did you have s*x at 8 o’clock this =morning? Brian: (laughing hard) ‘I, ummm, I, well…’ DJ: ‘This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?’ Brian: ‘Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks…’ DJ: ‘Uh huh…’ Brian: ‘…and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.’ DJ: ‘Atta boy, Brian.’ Brian: ‘On the kitchen table.’ DJ: ‘Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred Times I’ve done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife’s work Number and call her up. You listen to this.’ [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ] DJ: ‘Okay audience; let’s call Sarah, shall we?’ (Touch tones…….ringing….) Clerk: ‘Kinkos…’Garfield-and-Odie-garfield-6225306-1024-768

DJ: ‘All right. When did you last have s*x, Sarah?’ Sarah: ‘Oh God, Brian….uh, this morning before Brian went to work.’ DJ: ‘What time?’ Sarah: ‘Around 8 this morning.’ DJ: ‘Very good. Next question. How long did it last?’ Sarah: ’12, 15 minutes maybe.’ DJ: ‘Hmmmm. That’s close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We’ve got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?’ Sarah: (laughing) ‘Yes.’ DJ: ‘Where did you have it?’ Sarah: ‘OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn’t tell them that did you?’ Brian: ‘Just tell him, honey.’ DJ: ‘What is bothering you so much, Sarah?’
Sarah: ‘Well…’ DJ: Come on Sarah…..where did you have it? Sarah: ‘Up the arse…..’ They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing. Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just After this conversation , for minor traffic collisions.”garfield_by_arianaglori-d4q45fg

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Back to New Zealand!!!
Posted by Ana Lucia at 4:06 pm in Ana's Musings...

YES!! __a-cranberriesmuseliIn three weeks I will be getting the plane to New Zealand and I cant tell you enough about how excited I am!! I want to RUN to the airport and get the plane!! dining-rm-2Another wonderful honeymoon for Cam & I,plus we will be together next April 13th! I miss New Zealand. I miss all the things that Cam and I we like doing together. Have such a quality time.article-1348505503055-151c4923000005dc-638449_466x310

Here is still so hot and its impossible to sleep without the air conditioner……jeannie_043

Not much news. I do my workout every day (even when I am tired and dont feel like doing it) and today I did 7 miles. 1The thing is: I LOVE to eat and the exercise helps me feel better and control my irge to bing every evening when I arrive fro work and I am tired, stressed and very hungry.Sweets

This is my 12AM and I gotta get some sleep…

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5 weeks to arrive in New Zealand!
Posted by Ana Lucia at 4:48 pm in Ana's Musings...

And I am so happy! I will be close to my husband soon. Run fast time! Run!!!!brownie_nutella-9736021

I havent been writing in a while and thats a pity because I do love this Blog. I love that Cam and I we have this wonderful Blog. For more than one year now. I am so proud!im9ages

I am doing my workout series Wak Away the Pounds daily and I feel so good about it. Its amazing! Leslie Sansone is a genious. She developed this aerobics series that are s easy to do. You can walk anytime you want in the privacy of your home and get amazing results! She is so positive. I just love her videos!!! 30 min after I sterted my workout I am feeling so good that I just count my blessings. And I love when my husband is there online with me watching me or just being there and its so motivating!imag3es

I cant wait to arrive in NZ and to be with my darling husband. Have lots of fun together and do the things we love to do. I miss all the things we do in Auckland. Walk around Queen St, New Market, Devonport…. drinking nice coffees at BorderĀ“s cafe, driving around, and the little house, in Whangarei, the Library, the park and drive around. Everything is so special. And we will be together in our April 13th Anniversary!images

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