On Trade Me (New Zealand), somebody wrote this:
“This got the whole of Sydney laughing….. Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks heard this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney . The DJs play a game called ‘Mate Match’. The DJ calls someone at work and Ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone… If the contestant answers ‘yes’, he or she is then asked 3 random yet Highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both Win the prize. The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you’ve heard yet .
Anyway, here’s how it all went down:
DJ: ‘Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of ‘Mate Match’?’ Contestant: (laughing) ‘Yes, I have.’ cntd…..
DJ: ‘Great! Then you know we’re giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.’ Contestant: ‘Brian.’ DJ: ‘Brian, are you married or what?’ Brian: (laughing nervously) ‘Yes, I am married.’
DJ: ‘Thank you. Now, what is your wife’s name? First only please.’ Brian: ‘Sara.’ DJ: ‘Is Sara at work, Brian?’ Brian: ‘She is gonna kill me.’ DJ: ‘Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?’ Brian: (laughing) ‘Yes, she’s at work.’ DJ: ‘Okay, first question – when was the last time you had s*x?’ Brian: ‘About 8 o’clock this morning.’ DJ: ‘Atta boy, Brian.’ Brian: (laughing sheepishly) ‘Well…’ DJ: ‘Question #2 – How long did it last?’ Brian: ‘About 10 minutes.’
DJ: ‘Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn’t at stake.’ Brian: ‘Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.’ DJ: ‘Okay. Final question. Where did you have s*x at 8 o’clock this =morning? Brian: (laughing hard) ‘I, ummm, I, well…’ DJ: ‘This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?’ Brian: ‘Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks…’ DJ: ‘Uh huh…’ Brian: ‘…and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.’ DJ: ‘Atta boy, Brian.’ Brian: ‘On the kitchen table.’ DJ: ‘Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred Times I’ve done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife’s work Number and call her up. You listen to this.’ [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ] DJ: ‘Okay audience; let’s call Sarah, shall we?’ (Touch tones…….ringing….) Clerk: ‘Kinkos…’
DJ: ‘All right. When did you last have s*x, Sarah?’ Sarah: ‘Oh God, Brian….uh, this morning before Brian went to work.’ DJ: ‘What time?’ Sarah: ‘Around 8 this morning.’ DJ: ‘Very good. Next question. How long did it last?’ Sarah: ‘12, 15 minutes maybe.’ DJ: ‘Hmmmm. That’s close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We’ve got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?’ Sarah: (laughing) ‘Yes.’ DJ: ‘Where did you have it?’ Sarah: ‘OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn’t tell them that did you?’ Brian: ‘Just tell him, honey.’ DJ: ‘What is bothering you so much, Sarah?’
Sarah: ‘Well…’ DJ: Come on Sarah…..where did you have it? Sarah: ‘Up the arse…..’ They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing. Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just After this conversation , for minor traffic collisions.”
YES!! In three weeks I will be getting the plane to New Zealand and I cant tell you enough about how excited I am!! I want to RUN to the airport and get the plane!! Another wonderful honeymoon for Cam & I,plus we will be together next April 13th! I miss New Zealand. I miss all the things that Cam and I we like doing together. Have such a quality time.
Things are OK at work. I was sent to work at the judge´s office area against my will and hated it at first. But now I am getting used. I still can do my 10AM to 5PM shift, which is great as I arrive at home about 6PM. I dont have to work at the counter, which is terrific! The only thing that really bothers me is to be closer to the judge. By the way, the judge, she will get married to an american man next April 11th and I am hoping she will be spending time in the States with him.
Here is still so hot and its impossible to sleep without the air conditioner……
Not much news. I do my workout every day (even when I am tired and dont feel like doing it) and today I did 7 miles. The thing is: I LOVE to eat and the exercise helps me feel better and control my irge to bing every evening when I arrive fro work and I am tired, stressed and very hungry.
This is my 12AM and I gotta get some sleep…
Hello readers! I just woke up to find these two absolutely LOVELY little pictures my beloved husband sent me by email. Oh my God!! What a blessing!! Thank you my darling handsoe husband. You just made my day a very special day. You´re amazing! You are the LOVE of my life! Thank you so much.
And I am so happy! I will be close to my husband soon. Run fast time! Run!!!!
I havent been writing in a while and thats a pity because I do love this Blog. I love that Cam and I we have this wonderful Blog. For more than one year now. I am so proud!
Things are a bit boring at work. We are working in another court with the same judge. Same group of people except for a girl (Antonilma) and a boy (Luis). The things is, Claudia and Vicente want to get me working at the judges offie area and I am not quite sure I want it. I mean, some part of me thins it might be a good idea and another part of me doesnt like it so much. I have worked close to a judge for many years and I can tell it can be stressful. And there is this person Claudia who just wants to get other people doing things for her. But she would be doing that to people even if they are working at the court area. I am very careful. I never give her any opportunity to give me work to do. Work was boring today. I was tired and sleepy. I couldnt think much and I just pretended to be working on the files.
I am doing my workout series Wak Away the Pounds daily and I feel so good about it. Its amazing! Leslie Sansone is a genious. She developed this aerobics series that are s easy to do. You can walk anytime you want in the privacy of your home and get amazing results! She is so positive. I just love her videos!!! Many days I arrive home from work tired, stressed, upset and angry. 30 min after I sterted my workout I am feeling so good that I just count my blessings. And I love when my husband is there online with me watching me or just being there and its so motivating!
I cant wait to arrive in NZ and to be with my darling husband. Have lots of fun together and do the things we love to do. I miss all the things we do in Auckland. Walk around Queen St, New Market, Devonport…. drinking nice coffees at Border´s cafe, driving around, and the little house, in Whangarei, the Library, the park and drive around. Everything is so special. And we will be together in our April 13th Anniversary!